The Barbarian & the Princess

Barbarian & the PrincessIn case your wondering, no this isn’t the title of my latest book, it is instead a miniature wargaming figure that I thought I would share with you.

On one of the many hobby sites my husband follows, he stumbled across this little gem and shared it with me.

The sculpted figure which is approximately 7cm high, is entitled “The Barbarian & the Princess”.  It comes as un-painted figure but the individual who has beautifully painted this one as you can see, has added a little blush to the princess’s cheeks.

Now what do you think has happened to cause those reddened cheeks?  I know what I’m thinking.

Yours,
Darcie

Familiarity or ESP?

XavierMy husband and I have been married for over eighteen years and with that has come a certain amount of familiarity.

For some time now we’ve become very aware, that on a regularly basis, one of us will say what the other is thinking.  Some things are very obvious and it is easy to see how we both came to that line of thinking but others are so completely random that neither of us can come up with a logical reason as to why or how this has happened.

In the past I can remember having a few drinks one evening and my husband didn’t but the next day he woke up with a horrible hangover.  I have had a similar experience with period cramps too.  I had it pain free and he was doubled over in pain.  With the possibility of pain transference I think my husband is probably relieved that we didn’t have any children.

So my question is, are we just so familiar with each other that it seems that we have ESP, or is there something more interesting at work?

Yours,
Darcie

P.S. I promise that I am still writing and I will share with you soon, my latest work in progress.   So please do drop by again.

My Hero

Captain AmericaHero’s come in all shapes and sizes and from all walks of life.  The movies are filled with them.  Let’s face, who doesn’t love Captain America [Sigh]?

In these epic adventures they arrive in the nick of time to save the damsel in distress from some calamity, that is often man made or in a lot of cases self made.

Now everyone who knows me will know that I don’t like creepy crawlies and at the top of that list comes spiders.  I can remember being prepared to sleep out in the hall as a teenager because there was a spider in my room.  Thankfully on this occasion my sister very kindly allowed me to sleep in her room with her.

 

In our house we have two glasses which permanently reside on our window sill (in case we get more than one spider at a time, if we get three, we are royally screwed).  Any normal person walking into their house and seeing a glass upside down in the middle of the floor would probably be asking “What the heck?”.  In our house, my husband doesn’t even bat an eyelid.  He’ll just find me, wherever I am and say one word.

“Spider?”  Once he has confirmation he will put the beastie out.

SpiderNow, last night I was awakened with a sore back.  After tossing and turning for a while, I decided to get up and get some pain killers.  I went into our kitchen acquired the tablets and took them.  Walking back through the living room on my way back to bed, much to my shock, there was this enormous spider (my husband will tell you it wasn’t that big but in my world, it was huge) blocking my path.  To make matters worse, it was between me and the special spider catching glasses.

I tried calling him but having had a pretty stressful day, which is another story, I didn’t get any reply.  What could I do, I was desperate and if I continued to shout for him, I probably would have awakened the next door neighbour too?  In my moment of blind panic, I forgot that our phones had an internal dialling function.  Grabbing the phone which thankfully was on my side of the room and not the monster spider’s side, I called him.  Having had an emergency phone call at 6:30am the previous morning, I’m sure that the sound of another call at 2:30am was not a nice thing to be woken by.

Anyway, he answered the phone and in a panicked voice, I quickly told him my predicament.  He came down the stairs to find me perched on the end of the settee with my feet tucked up below me (I was terrified that he would walk through the door and startle it and it would then run in my direction).  Well apparently not even a man over 6ft tall could startle this spider as it didn’t move.  Calmly as ever, he lifted one of the glasses and popped it over the spider and using a handy piece of card, slipped it under the glass and transported “Syliva” (he’s started naming them all) to the next door neighbour’s garden.  Crisis averted it was now safe to go to bed.

I know that in the grand scheme of things, what my husband did would not be seen as particularly heroic but in my little world, he is my hero.

Love you honey,

Darcie

 

A Hyperion Who’s Who – Update

Hyperions Folly Cover 07-January-2016 FinalI’ve been doing more thinking about the Hyperion Who’s Who and have come up with a few more names.  It’s taken a lot of pondering and in-depth discussion with my sister but I think we’ve finally come to an agreement.

The part of Andrew Caulfield was a very difficult one to find but while watching Jackie Chan’s – The Tuxedo, it came to me.  Jason Isaacs would be perfect! He has the essential blue eyes and the presence and charisma to carry off the part of an English aristocrat and Head of the Hyperion League.

Sam Elliott was of course the perfect choice to play Jasper’s dad, he is so ruggedly handsome and has that very sexy drawl.  Lindsay Duncan is the perfect Juliet (Jasper’s mum), I loved her in Poirot’s The Mystery of the Blue Train.  I’ve also included Dr. Matthews and his lovely wife Sarah.

The pictures are once again, courtesy of Pinterest and if you are curious, I’ve linked the name of each actor to their page on IMDB.com.

Hope you enjoy!

Yours,
Darcie

Richard Armitage

Jasper Carville-Marx
Richard Armitage

Gemma Arterton

Poppy Hamilton
Gemma Arterton

Sam Elliott during 2003 Sundance Film Festival - "Off The Map" - Portraits at YAHOO Movies Portrait Studio in Park City, Utah, United States. (Photo by J. Vespa/WireImage)

Christopher Marx
Sam Elliott
(You’ll have to imagine him with blue eyes)

 

Lindsay Duncan

Juliet Carville-Marx
Lindsay Duncan

Stephen Hagan

Craig Wellesley
Stephen Hagan

Anna Popplewell

Katharine Carville-Marx
Anna Popplewell 

Joe Manganiello

Connor Deacon
Joe Manganiello

Thandie Newton

Rowena Deacon
Thandie Newton

Dan Stevens

Matthew Kingsley
Dan Stevens  

Bradley James

Jamie Kingsley
Bradley James  

Andrew Caulfield
Jason Isaacs

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Lady Amelia Blackstock
Eva Green
(imagine with light blonde hair)

Tom Hiddleson

Lachlan Blackstock
Tom Hiddleston 

Jessica Findlay Brown

Lady Megan Caulfield
Jessica Brown Findlay

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Dr. Richard Matthews
Clive Owen

Rosamund Pike

Sarah Matthews
Rosamund Pike

Spring Has Sprung

Spring

Spring is definitely my favourite time of the year.  After the long winter, we start to see signs of new life springing up everywhere.  From the wonderful crocuses and daffodils that break through the dormant earth to bring us the first magical colours of Spring, to the new lambs jumping in the fields.

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Instead of seeing only one of these at a time

 

Multiple Magpies
We start to see them in pairs or more

 

mcdonalds-Cadbury-Creme-Egg-McFlurryAnother one of the reasons I love this time of the year, is for a few short weeks, these become available.

For about the last fifteen years at Easter, McDonald’s have brought us the Crème Egg McFlurry (except for that one time about ten years ago, when some IDIOT thought it would be good to bring out the Mini Egg McFlurry).

They are the most delicious dessert ever invented and if you don’t have them in your part of the world, you have my sincerest sympathy.   Soft milky ice cream topped with a deliciously sweet sauce, which is mixed with Cadbury chocolate pieces.

Yum! I mean Yours
Darcie

Facebook

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Well, I’ve finally bitten the bullet and joined the rest of the world in the social media hype that is Facebook.

Being a complete novice of everything that is Facebook, I am relying heavily on my husband and my social media expert (sister No. 2) for guidance.  Please be patient with me while I try to get to grips of this new fangled (for me anyway) approach of communicating with the rest of the world.

I’ve already had a twenty minute conversation with her on:-

“Who are all these people that Facebook thinks I should be friends with?”

Anyway, fingers crossed I won’t somehow manage to post something embarrassing to the whole of Facebook.

Yours,
Darcie

Happy St Patrick’s Day

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One of the legends of St Patrick is that when he entered Ireland, he chased all the snakes from it’s shores, for this one thing alone I am grateful to him.  Being able to lie down in the grass and not worry about snakes in the grass is a truly wonderful thing.

Today for most of the country, it is a public holiday and to us (well to my husband) this means a lie in, in bed.  I unfortunately I am an early riser but knowing that I don’t have to get up, is a wonderful prospect.

IMG_20160317_083807For this morning, he had one request and that was soda bread for breakfast.  So while he was still in bed, I made the mixture up.  Now soda bread can be done in one of two ways, in farls which can be seen opposite on the griddle pan and a bannock, which is cooked in the oven.  I personally prefer the farls.

I decided to make the bread while he was in bed, as it needs to cool once it comes off the griddle and where soda bread is concerned, he is not a patient man.

With great humour, I recall the first time I ever made soda bread.  It was so tough, that we had to use the electric carving knife to cut it.  I was so confused as to what I had done wrong, after all, I followed the recipe exactly.

Many months later while watching a show hosted by an Irish chef, she revealed what I and many other people do wrong.  Soda bread is one of those few breads on the planet that doesn’t require the dough to be worked.  You literally only need to work it enough to combine the ingredients together and form it into it’s round shape.  Now with this new found knowledge, I can make almost perfect soda bread.

Now before I go, I thought I would leave you with an Irish Blessing.

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 Yours,
Darcie

Happy Mother’s Day

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I know the people across the pond are probably saying, ‘It’s not Mother’s Day’, have you lost your mind?  The answer to that question is probably but not over this.  Here in the UK, it is indeed Mothering Sunday.

With that in mind, I thought I would share with you some funny stories of my own mum and the joys of having loving children.  Loving children who drove her to distraction with their antics.

 

Incident 1

Before I was born there was just my oldest sister Anna and my mum and dad.  When she was about two years old, she had learned how to get out of her cot without the assistance of anyone.

Early one morning, when my dad was in the bathroom getting ready for work, Anna had left the confines of her cot and started to wander around the upstairs rooms of our home.  During her exploration she came across my mum still asleep in bed.  Now my mum on this occasion whilst lying on her back, had fallen asleep with her mouth open and Anna who had a tube of Smarties in her hand, thought she would be nice and share her Smarties with mum.  My poor dad walked back in to the bedroom just on time to see my sister empty the whole tube of Smarties into my mum’s open mouth.  Scared that she would choke to death, my dad had to roll my mum over before he could wake her.  Obviously she survived because Kelly and then myself came next.

Incident 2

My mum used to take great pride in her towelling nappies (diapers), she would boil them in a metal bucket over the stove, until they were brilliant white.  She would then put them into the spin dryer to remove the excess water.  On one of these occasion, while she was  busy in the kitchen and the spin dryer was doing it’s work in the garden, she watched in horror, as Anna walked up with a spade filled with garden soil, lifted the lid and then poured it into the spin dryer.  Luckily she was able to shake the dirt off them, not so much for the next story.

Incident 3

Several years on, it was Kelly’s turn.  While the laundry was drying in the tumble dryer, Kelly without anyone seeing, opened the door and threw in a hand full of wax crayons.  You can guess what kind of mess wax and intense heat would make to clothes.  I never did hear what the end result for this particular load of laundry was but I can imagine it wasn’t good.

In a perfect world all mum’s would be made from the very stuff that binds the universe together and live forever.  Sadly this isn’t true and sometimes they leave us before their time.  Our mum is no longer with us, we lost her in 2001 after a short battle with leukaemia but she still lives on in our memories.

If your mum is still with you, give her a big hug and tell her how much she means to you.

Yours,
Darcie

A Hyperion Who’s Who

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Happy Valentine’s Day

I hope you have all had a lovely and romantic Valentine’s Day.  I’ve taken a break in between our main course and dessert, to finish writing this post (dear knows my poor tummy needs the break).

A kind lady contacted me and asked, if Hyperion’s Folly was made into a television series, who would I want to play the parts of Poppy and the men in the League.  This has led to quite a few lengthy discussions with one of my sisters and although we haven’t been able to find someone suitable for all the characters, we have managed to get most of them.

The pictures are courtesy of Pinterest and if you are curious, I’ve linked the name of each actor to their page on IMDB.com.  I am of course open to suggestions, for the ones I have been unable to find a suitable candidate for and if you can think of someone better to play the roles I have chosen, then please let me know.

Yours,
Darcie

Richard Armitage

Jasper Carville-Marx
Richard Armitage

 Gemma Arterton

Poppy Hamilton
Gemma Arterton

Stephen Hagan

Craig Wellesley
Stephen Hagan

Anna Popplewell

Katharine Carville-Marx
Anna Popplewell 

Joe Manganiello

Connor Deacon
Joe Manganiello

Thandie Newton

Rowena Deacon
Thandie Newton

Dan Stevens

Matthew Kingsley
Dan Stevens  

Bradley James

Jamie Kingsley
Bradley James  

male-silhouetteAndrew Caulfield
???

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Lady Amelia Blackstock
Eva Green
(imagine with light blonde hair)

Tom Hiddleson

Lachlan Blackstock
Tom Hiddleston 

Jessica Findlay Brown

Lady Megan Caulfield
Jessica Brown Findlay 

Saturday Spankings

Saturday Spankings

Thank you for dropping by for Saturday Spankings.  The excerpt I’ve chosen today picks up just after Poppy having spent a painful session over her future father-in-law’s knee, finally confesses who she thinks her mysterious stalker is.

 

Poppy relished how safe she felt in Christopher’s arms. Not the Jasper or Craig kind of safe, but the kind of safe she imagined a daughter might feel with her father. Happily, she melted into his arms, the only sound to break the silence was the odd hiccoughing sob from her, but eventually she regained her equilibrium.

Christopher gently raised her chin until their eyes met. “Do you feel better now?” he asked. Slowly, she nodded her head. Odd thing was, she did feel better. She hadn’t realized how much of a burden she had been carrying around by keeping the truth from everyone. “How long have you been carrying that weight around?” he asked, as if reading her mind.

“About six months,” she croaked.

 

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